This week's Maddie-ims

-Maddie said "I wear my frog boots today" ...I said "ok, I will get them in a minute" then Maddie said "then you say oh you look fancy" ...so of course I said it but immediately got a palm in my face...she said "no mommy, not yet, not yet"

-"mommy what's falling down? ....oh it's my pants!" (they were around her ankles)

-on TV Little Bill said "Hello Friend" ...to which Maddie replied "You are NOT my friend"

-“Mommy, I don’t like candy...I like REAL food”

-“this rose smells DELICIOUS”

-me “is daddy my friend?”...Maddie “no, daddy is my friend, he is your husband”

-Maddie: “I want a banana” me:”you can’t right now, they are still green, you have to wait till they turn yellow” Maddie: “Abracadabra...turn yellow”

-Maddie [trips over towels]: ouch mommy the towels hurt me”..me: where are you hurt?”...Maddie: “on the towels”

-Maddie [holding her doll baby while I hold Blake]: “look mommy we both have babies”...me: “we do”...Maddie: “mommy hold my baby I got to do my push ups” [then runs down the hall and does her push ups

-Me: “Maddie did you poop”...Maddie: yes “...Me: “good”...Maddie: “mommy, i wanna keep my poop”